Rep Barbara Norton: You Owe Us an Apology

Today, the Legislature was blessed with the presence of Hurricane Chris, a recognized rapper from Shreveport. Rep Barbara Norton of Shreveport thought it was wise to allow him to rap about Halle Berry to open the session. TMZ found this video:

To be fair to TMZ, they actually had some hilarious commentary. But they’re completely right: this is completely absurd. This song has no place in our Capitol, and even less place in the real world. It’s atrocious that Rep Norton used her distinguished position to allow this. Moreover, all the positive things she said about the rapper are just totally voided by the actual content of the song: I can’t believe someone would actually sing this to such esteemed company. The full text of the song is written below (warning, strong language).

Bow bow bow
Bow bow
Bow bow bow
Bow bow
Bow bow bow
Hurricane
Bow bow
Bow bow bow
Bow bow
Bow bow bow
Bum bum bum
Bum bum bum
Bum bum bum
Bum bum bum
She fine den a bitch, ass and her tits
Thick in tha hips every nig want her
Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry
Halle Berry, Halle berry
She walkin like a model
Hands on your knees
Scrub the ground
She ain’t nothing but a tease
Halle Berry, Halle berry
Halle Berry, Halle berry
Well let’s get ratchet
Let’s get ratchet
Look at her prettier then Halle and thicker than Janet
She say she like all of my club bangers I be jamming
Told her to bust it open let me see what’s really happnin
She the ship and I’m the captain
I’m tha captain
Booty bigger than the pus
And I’m all the way in your city
I’m from louisianna so you gotta show me how your
City do it for that camera
Make it drop and bring it back to the top
You no amateur
Girl you can give it to me it ain’t nothing I can’t handle
She just got out of the shower smellin like a scented candle
And I’m finna finna?
Sliding off tha mattress
No moving no acting baby this is real action
Beat it up so bad
You be scared to walk past me
I know your halle berry
Baby there’s no acting
I beat it up so bad
You be scared to walk past me for real
She fine den a bitch ass and her tits
Thick in tha hips every nig want her
Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry
Halle Berry, Halle berry
She walkin like a model
Hands on your knees
Scrub the ground
She ain’t nothing but a tease
Halle Berry, Halle berry, Halle berry
Halle Berry, Halle berryHalle berry you jazze
That’s way past fine
Girl you look like something that should be on tha dance line
Increadable by tha waist
Pluss she got a pretty face
Even tho she got class she listen to UGKI’m finna flip her through traffic
With tha top back of tha donkGirl
I gaurntee I can make you go numb numb numb numb
I got enough bread to take me and you to London
And back to America and all over the country
She make me want to keep her close by
Like a side kick
She tha type of chick that ain’t gone never look sloppy
I’m a beat it out the frame
Hurricane that’s who I be
You must be Halle berry
I don’t need to see your Id
She fine den a bitch ass and her tits
Thick in tha hips every nig want her
Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry
Halle Berry, Halle berry
She walkin like a model
Hands on your knees
Scrub the ground
She ain’t nothing but a tease
Halle Berry, Halle berryHalle Berry, Halle berry
Gone bob your head
Gone work your shoulder
Now what I just said girl do it on tha dick
Age ain’t shit
I done got a lil older
Me or you man baby girl take a pic
Whitch one
She so classy, Shes so jazzy
Lil momma blow like a
Do it on tha dick
She don’t need no help
She say she got itS
he do it all by her self
Get so fine
Like a god damn ticket
Gave her a hickey
In order for a nig like me to spend cash
You gotta bounce like shocks in your ass
You, bed, ass, work
Start slow faster
Mr. Halle Berry
Mr.Take your bitch
Take her from tha club
To tha car to tha dick
She fine den a bitch ass and her tits
Thick in tha hips every nig want her
Call her Halle Berry, Halle berry
Halle Berry, Halle berry
She walkin like a model
Hands on your knees
Scrub the ground
She ain’t nothing but a tease
Halle Berry, Halle berry, Halle berry
Halle Berry, Halle berry

There are so many issues plaguing our state right now. That this was allowed into the capitol at all is insulting and is making a mockery of our great state. I move that Rep Barbara Norton issue an apology to the people of Louisiana and that our representatives get back to doing what we pay them to do: legislate.